function randomQuote()
{
	var quoteArray = new Array();
	var authorArray = new Array();
	var qi = 0;
	quoteArray[qi] = "To marry is to domesticate the Recording Angel. Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide, but to be good."
	authorArray[qi] = "Robert Louis Stevenson"
	qi += 1;
	quoteArray[qi] = "I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man."
	authorArray[qi] = "Benjamin Disraeli"
	qi += 1;
	quoteArray[qi] = "Alas! Another instance of the triumph of hope over experience."
	authorArray[qi] = "Samuel Johnson <i>(On the remarriage of a widower)<\/i>"
	qi += 1;
	quoteArray[qi] = "The single life doth well with churchmen, for charity will hardly water the ground where it must first fill a pool."
	authorArray[qi] = "Francis Bacon"
	qi += 1;
	quoteArray[qi] = "He was reputed one of the wise men that made answer to the question when a man should marry? 'A young man not yet, and an elder man not at all.'"
	authorArray[qi] = "Francis Bacon"
	qi += 1;
	quoteArray[qi] = "It is assumed that the woman must wait, motionless, until she is wooed. That is how the spider waits for the fly."
	authorArray[qi] = "George Bernard Shaw"
	qi += 1;
	quoteArray[qi] = "Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. "
	authorArray[qi] = "Alexandre Dumas"
	qi += 1;
	quoteArray[qi] = "When women kiss, it always reminds me of prize fighters shaking hands."
	authorArray[qi] = "H.L. Mencken"
	qi += 1;
	quoteArray[qi] = "There is a tide in the affairs of women which, taken at the flood, leads God knows where."
	authorArray[qi] = "Byron"
	qi += 1;
	quoteArray[qi] = "If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."
	authorArray[qi] = "Aristotle Onasis"
	qi += 1;
	quoteArray[qi] = "A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married."
	authorArray[qi] = "H.L. Mencken"
	qi += 1;
	quoteArray[qi] = "No man, examining his marriage intelligently, can fail to observe that it is compounded, at least in part, of slavery, and that he is the slave."
	authorArray[qi] = "H.L. Mencken"
	qi += 1;
	quoteArray[qi] = "He who falls into the snares of women is like a bird that falls into the hands of a little silly child: the child plays with it merrily and is glad, but meanwhile the bird endures the pains of death, and undergoes all manner of tortures."
	authorArray[qi] = "Kevin Solway"
	qi += 1;
	quoteArray[qi] = "Times are changed with him who marries; there are no more by-path meadows, where you may innocently linger, but the road lies long and straight and dusty to the grave."
	authorArray[qi] = "Robert Louis Stevenson"
	qi += 1;
	quoteArray[qi] = "Lady Astor: Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your tea.<br>Sir Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
	authorArray[qi] = "Sir Winston Churchill"
	qi += 1;
	quoteArray[qi] = "I know a lot of women who use men, but the world is not perfect. Fifty years ago there was Hitler; now there are bitches everywhere."
	authorArray[qi] = "Julie Delpy, actress"
	qi += 1;
	quoteArray[qi] = "My advice to you is to get married: if you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher"
	authorArray[qi] = "Socrates"
	var numQuotes = quoteArray.length;
	var dateObject = new Date();
	var quoteChoice = ( dateObject.getSeconds() + dateObject.getMinutes() * 60 ) % numQuotes;

	document.write("<p class=\"cleverquote\">" + quoteArray[quoteChoice] + "<\/p>");
	document.write("<div class=\"cleverauthor\">" + authorArray[quoteChoice] + "<\/div>");
}